"One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small…"
josh hutcherson making fun of himself for being short is my new fandom
I’m deleting this in 30 seconds
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
Onward my noble steed! TO GLORY!
I’m not a fan of The Beatles but they seem like awesome guys lol
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is
There is no escape
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat